What: Kings of Leon, Snowden, the Features
Where: The Tabernacle
When: last week, Friday I think.

I’m not going to review the show, I’ve seen the Kings of Leon before and I like them. I’m going to see them again at Bonnaroo next week. So from me, they get all the points and stars your little chart has. This post is meant to serve as a warning, advice and to humor you.

Do – Drink before going to the Tabernacle, unless you are Scrooge McDuck and have a pool of gold coins and other marvelous treasures at home. JEBUS Tabernacle, 6 bucks for a shitty domestic beer. WTF.

Don’t – Show up too late, you’ll get a shit spot to stand or sit. Which means all the way up, or all the way in the back. either way, you will be sweating like a 5 dollar hooker.

Do – Drink in the parking lot, I did and nobody cared. Hooray for Mezcal!

Don’t – Smoke a huge joint somewhere in the outside of the crowd, you’re gonna get your ass thrown out. If you are a risk taker, at least share.

Don’t – Park close to the Tabernacle, ‘cos that means $15 dollar parking. Sonsofb*tches. Cash only…

Don’t – Expect to “be right back” when going to the bathroom.

Do – Expect to get a work out, if you get there late and are stuck sitting all the way up, phew – gotta cut back on the smoking…

Got it?