In ancient hipster days (or about 2 years ago) Ninjas were hot shit, then everybody wanted to be a Pirate (we are so over pirates, arrgh). Today if you wanna be in - it’s all about Robots. But lets face it, the minute Robots peak they’ll be about as cool as pair of bootcut jeans.

Wait, this just in from Hipster News: It’s too late, Robots are out. No replacement has been selected yet, some speculate it could be vikings due to the recent trend in bushy beards and soon to be released Robert Zemeckis movie Beowulf.

Let’s remember the days when Robots Ruled The Earth… This Friday at East Atlanta Tattoo.

And remember, you’re only as cool as this blog says you are.